Ex Relationship

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 09. Feb, 2014, under Non Veg Jokes

Ex-Girlfriend: Hey, how r u doin these days..?? Boy: Haath se..

Saddest joke

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 09. Feb, 2014, under Non Veg Jokes

For years a married man thought that he was the best fucker there ever was. Jab wife chal basi tabhi usey pata chala ki bechari ko ASTHMA tha 

Man v/s woman

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 09. Feb, 2014, under Non Veg Jokes

What is the difference between a man & a woman? A man has the same dick between his 2 legs all his life, a woman may not!

position ’69′

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 09. Feb, 2014, under Non Veg Jokes

During sex, sexy GF Tells BF That She Wants To Do “69″ But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69. She Asks Him To Lay Down. And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse Direction So As In 69. The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. [...]

Buri Najar wale, tera mooh kala

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 09. Feb, 2014, under Non Veg Jokes

एक बार एक शिक्षक कक्षा में आया और बच्चों से बोला, ” बच्चों मैं विज्ञान का बहुत बड़ा शिक्षक हूँ मेरे से कुछ भी पूछो”। यह सुन एक हरामी बच्चे ने हाथ उठा दिया और शिक्षक से बोला, “मास्टर जी जब हम अंगुली में अंगूठी पहन कर उतारते हैं तो वो जगह गोरी हो जाती [...]

Give respect, take respect

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 09. Feb, 2014, under Non Veg Jokes

Biwi subah uthkar Pati ke pair chooti hai aur Pati raat me uske dono pair apne kandhe par le leta hai… This is called: Give respect, take respect

Parrot swallowed Viagra

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 13. Jul, 2012, under Non Veg Jokes

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” he asks The parrot replies “Do you know how f*cking hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken? =)) [...]

karo bhai karo

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 12. May, 2012, under Non Veg Jokes

Legs Utha Ke Karo. Tange Faila Ke Karo. Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo. Aage Peechey Dono Taraf Karo. Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga. Kya….. Baba Ramdev Ji Ka Yoga.

tight choot

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 08. May, 2012, under Non Veg Jokes

Santa: Sex karte hue apni wife se… Aur tight ..Ah,aah… aur tight kar.. wife-itna tight chahiye tO Bahar jake ganne ke ras wali machine me dal le…

Boys V/S girls

Posted by Ankit_Arora in 24. Apr, 2012, under Non Veg Jokes

Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki, Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai, Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere, Bilkul Galat….. Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai? ? ? ? ? ? “Bra Mein Kab Haath Daalu“