A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” he asks The parrot replies “Do you know how f*cking hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken? =)) [...]
Legs Utha Ke Karo. Tange Faila Ke Karo. Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo. Aage Peechey Dono Taraf Karo. Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga. Kya….. Baba Ramdev Ji Ka Yoga.
Santa: Sex karte hue apni wife se… Aur tight ..Ah,aah… aur tight kar.. wife-itna tight chahiye tO Bahar jake ganne ke ras wali machine me dal le…
Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki, Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai, Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere, Bilkul Galat….. Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai? ? ? ? ? ? “Bra Mein Kab Haath Daalu“
Zero figure dekh kar Ghalib ne arz kiya: na Gaandh hai, na Seena hai … na Gaandh hai, na Seena hai gaur farmaiye ga….. Na Gaandh Hai, Na Seena Hai Ye BAHENCHOD kaisi Haseena hai ???
Dil ka dil se mail hona chahiye husn aur Ishq ka khel hona chahiye bas ek baat yaad rakhna dosto, yeh zaruri hai ki ek female aur dusra male hona chahiye
One day a indian call to a pakistani nd ask – rod h kya ? Pakistani – ha..hain indian – to gaand m daal le. Next day again indian call to pakistani nd ask – rod h kya ? Pakistani – nhi..hain indian – q gaand m daal li. Next day again indian call to [...]
Ek ladki sadak se ja rahi thi Achanak side se maine tej bike nikali Ladki: Marega kya? Me; Mood to nahi hai par degi to maar lunga….
Boss to Secretary: 4 a week we’ll go abroad. . She calls hr husband: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad . Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife gng,lets enjoy. . Girlfriend calls her student: 4 a week u r free. . Little boy calls his grandpa: I’m free. . Grandpa (boss) calls Secretary: Tour [...]
Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem: who should get custody of the child???? Wife jumped up and said: “Your Honour! I brought the child into this world with pain and labour so it should be in my custody.” The judge turns to Husband and says “What do you have to [...]